Inspections

Why do i need to get my car inspected every year? Thats all, i am too teed off to finish, and too tired.

Titanic

As I was working today, I watched Titanic. I haven't watched that movie in years. And I never used to be an emotion kind of person till my last relationship. But this movie had me tearing up for really the first time, and the one thing that I realize that I know a lot of people realized is that we want that kind of love. We know that it may never come around, but it hasn't stopped us from wanting it. I thought I had it once, but I bet everyone thought that at one point in their life. And the ones that found are very lucky to be one in the few that can find love that powerful and strong. I will always be in search for love like that; whether its a pointless quest or wishful hoping, its something to hold onto.

A Pig's Life is Great

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. !
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be! a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. !
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Different Job

Well I finally get to leave PW and thats thanks to my step parents, and that couldn't make me any happier. The work isn't hard and I can do it at my leisure, and that's practically the best part about it. Other than that..I've gotten myself into more debt, but its all worth it, its not like I cant make my payments or something.

Anyways, there are no new men in my life, except for the ones I meet online, but they don't really count. Not even sure if I am ready for another relationship yet, but if its meant to be at some point it will be.

At this point I am not really writing anything meaningful or useful, I am just tired. So, enough for now.

Its Only Life

thats my new thing, its only life.... Nothing else to it but that. I dont have much to say but that....